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" I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. "
Joan Rivers
Bath
Baby
Unwanted
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" When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny. "
Michael Keaton
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People
Funny
" I definitely started to perform a little bit in middle school, but not the typical musical/play route. I think that I am funny, but it was more of a social thing, where that was my part in my circle of friends. "
Abbi Jacobson
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" I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life. "
Karan Patel
Life
I Am
Enjoy Life
" Who included me among the ranks of the human race? "
Joseph Brodsky
Who
Human
Race
" Life is funny, and a lot of times, the people that I've met have really gone past anything that I've ever dreamed of, so I'm really grateful. My friendships really go from the West to the East. You'd be amazed at some of the people I call friends. "
BeBe Winans
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People
You
" I'm a funny person, but I take my music seriously. "
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Person
Take
" It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child. "
Dave Grohl
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Child
Like
" I'm a funny guy. You've got to be able to make fun of yourself. We only live once. "
Jon Pardi
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Yourself
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" A lot of newspaper columns used to be written in a rat-a-tat-tat, fast-paced style - and they tended to be funny. They were a little relief from the grimmer, grayer parts of the newspaper, and one of the best people at doing this was Will Rogers. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Will
Best
Style
" It's so funny how social media was just this fun thing, and now it's this monster that consumes so many millennial lives. "
Cazzie David
Media
Social Media
Fun
" Being funny is everything to me. "
Allison Jones
Being Funny
Everything
Funny
" I'm not a fussy eater, but when I'm travelling, I try to stick to the same regime and just have my chicken and my mash and broccoli. Otherwise, you start eating all these funny delicacies, and it makes your tummy turn upside down. "
Ella Henderson
You
Eating
Start
" A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. "
Yogi Berra
Nickel
Worth
Funny
" He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. "
George Eliot
Thought
Funny
Him
" I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary. "
R. L. Stine
Scary
Planned
Never
" We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again. "
Sheena Easton
Life
Good
Funny
" If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. "
O. Henry
Funny
Alone
Never
" I think the eyes flirt most. There are so many ways to use them. "
Anna Held
Flirt
Eyes
Funny
" I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider. "
Joan Rivers
Always
Been
Circle
" I'm a fan of the old 'Creature Features' like 'Critters,' and 'Gremlins' and 'Tremors.' 'Jaws' is classic. It's funny that I still like those films because I remember my mom would tease me about getting a pet Critter to keep under my bed. "
Brooke Nevin
Pet
Bed
Funny
" I went out with seven actors in a row. There are problems with that. I've had the really good-looking dramatic actor, and that has its problems. And then I'll go out with the funny guy. It's almost like the funny guy has more to prove. "
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Funny
Go
Good-Looking
" My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.' Funny thought. "
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Friend
Thought
Dog
" Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. "
Bill Hicks
Funny
Job
Know
" They're great girls. They're very funny, they're very smart, they're fun to be with. They're very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they're very confident girls. "
Laura Bush
Fun
Great
People
" If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. "
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
You
Sit
Me
" Never put a sock in a toaster. "
Eddie Izzard
Put
Sock
Never
" If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. "
W. C. Fields
Life
Had
Over
" Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark. "
O. Henry
Want
Turn
Lights
" I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. "
Rodney Dangerfield
Wife
Years
Interrupt