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" If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. "
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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" If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. "
Laurence J. Peter
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Three
" Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don't just effuse to one another and be like, 'Oh, Rob Lowe's really funny,' if he wasn't. "
Chris Pratt
Comedy
Got
Like
" I always find it actually funny that the analysis is that the characters I play in comedies are the manchild, the adolescent, characters that refuse to grow up. And yet, if you look back in the history of comedy all the way back to the Marx brothers, that's a big part of comedy. "
Will Ferrell
You
Comedy
Funny
" An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it. "
Don Marquis
Believe
Funny
Who
" If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. "
Mel Brooks
Tickets
Fly
Funny
" I try to be funny and not ignorant. "
Kevin Hart
Funny
Ignorant
Try
" We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. "
Logan Pearsall Smith
Need
Complain
Funny
" Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. "
Laurence J. Peter
Correct
Three
Man
" When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what I've done has been in really ghastly taste. I don't think I have embarrassed many people or distressed them. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Try
Think
Done
" Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. "
George Orwell
Funny
Dirty
Rebellion
" Every dogma has its day. "
Anthony Burgess
Every
Funny
Dogma
" Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal things. It probably wasn't advisable to go to college in America and room with a complete stranger. And it probably wasn't wise to share a bathroom with eight other people in a coed dorm. Looking back, that was crazy. "
Emma Watson
Funny
College
Wise
" I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room. "
Mercedes McCambridge
Funny
Die
Enough
" Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself. "
Cathy Guisewite
Yourself
Your
Rebel
" It's funny what memory does, isn't it? My favorite holiday tradition might not have happened more than once or twice. But because it is such a good memory, so encapsulating of everything I love about the holidays, in my mind it happened every year. Without fail. "
Molly O'Keefe
Good
Love
Funny
" Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. "
Michael Caine
You
Silly
Things Happen
" You see much more of your children once they leave home. "
Lucille Ball
Children
You
See
" Never fight an inanimate object. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Object
Fight
Funny
" Filming is a funny combination of having a good time and not being able to wait until it's over. "
Nicole Holofcener
Time
Funny
Having A Good Time
" I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. "
Woody Allen
Humor
Funny
Think
" Weather forecast for tonight: dark. "
George Carlin
Dark
Weather
Forecast
" Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. "
Zach Galifianakis
Me
Funny
Rudeness
" I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. "
Billy Connolly
Army
See
Always
" A cultural thing that is funny to me is that every time I go out in D.C. after a show, all the nightclubs and restaurants are owned by Iranians and Afghans. It's funny to me how we lost our countries but we gained the nightlife. "
Maz Jobrani
Time
Funny
Go
" The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' "
Isaac Asimov
New
Most
Hear
" I am built funny. Picture Mark Twain's head on Ichabod Crane's body. Now hold your mental picture to the light and crumple it. "
Donald McCaig
I Am
Funny
Body
" I'm not saying that I'm on some crusade to change people's minds. I'm just doing what I do. I'm a comedian, I'm trying to be funny... I think when they see a comedy show with an Iranian and an Egyptian and two Palestinians, I think they go, 'Oh wow, these guys are just like us.' "
Maz Jobrani
Funny
Change
Think
" I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't. "
Seann William Scott
Regret
Know
Think
" It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to. "
J. D. Salinger
You
Funny
Anything
" It's funny, I get a little quieter with time. I don't want to chase my tail and one day repeat myself and repeat myself and one day have kids going to college and not have memories that I should, because I was too busy doing my thing. "
Dave Matthews
Time
Myself
Memories