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" If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay. "
Tom Hanks
Funny
You
Okay
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" I never looked at myself as the fat sister. Sometimes I would beat people to the punch and say, 'Oh I'm the fat, funny one,' because that's what people would say about me. But I never really thought that. "
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" The funny thing is, I'm so used to not caring what anyone says, good or bad, that unfortunately even when people say good things... I wish it made me feel good, but it doesn't. "
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" It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. "
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" I always have a funny story at communion time that underscores that no one is perfect, and that communion is not for perfect people but for hungry people. "
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" I used to write out of angst. My writing was quite miserable, quite angry, even when it was funny. It was based on this sadness and tired emotional disdain for the world. "
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" There's nothing I would love more than to host an awards show where I'm nominated for an award - that is so funny to me. "
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" Things that I feel really sad about, I talk about. That way, if it's funny, it doesn't hurt anymore. "
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" We actually found some home videos, some really funny footage of me when I was around 3 years old. I come up to the camera to do a Nixon impression. I don't know who taught me that, but I come up to the camera and said, 'I am not a crook.' I got a really good laugh. You see me register that bringing joy to people is a positive thing. "
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" The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?' "
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" Leave America and you'll find that the consumers in many other countries enjoy watching advertising. Not because the products are better, but because the ads are produced to be entertaining. Sometimes they are funny. Sometimes they are dramatic. Sometimes they are just beautiful. "
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" I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. "
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