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" The trouble with children is that they're not returnable. "
Quentin Crisp
Trouble
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" When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe? "
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" My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it. "
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