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" To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel. "

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" My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them. "

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