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" We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine. "
H. L. Mencken
Human
Knowledge
Now
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" We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. "
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" In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft. "
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" A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas. "
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