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" I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab. "
Larry David
Cab
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" I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation. "
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" I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me. "
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" If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away. "
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