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" If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it's the perfect recipe for a sitcom. "
Judy Gold
Man
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Situation
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" I've done stand-up since I was 18 years old, and I absolutely love it, but I used to go onstage, and the audience was my peers. Now I go onstage, and I could be their mother. "
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" I do believe that it's something that we don't talk about, but when there are clearly defined gender roles, it is much simpler. Because you don't have to think, which people apparently don't like to do. "
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" The first time I did stand-up was on a dare. "
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" I realize as I get older that stand-up is a huge part of who I am. I think I'll do it for the rest of my life. "
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" When you see another tall woman on the street, you nod, sort of like Orthodox Jews. "
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" Of course I love cooking Eastern European food because I'm a Jew, but I also love making roast chicken. I love making Hungarian goulash. There are a lot of egg noodles in my cooking. "
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" 'The Judy Show' would be the name of my TV show if I had one, but I don't. "
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" Female comics cannot dress provocatively on stage. "
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" There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage. "
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" Some people use stand-up to get something else in their careers, but it's truly the art form of stand-up I love. "
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" I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player. "
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" The more life experience you have, the more comedy you can write. "
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" I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy. "
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" Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. "
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" My mother loves it when I talk about her. Half the time, I think she says things that she knows will go straight into the act. "
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" Women are taught that if you want to be a lady, keep your opinions to yourself and be polite. "
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Lady
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" My desire for my own sitcom began as a little girl - I spent hours lying on my belly on the shag carpeting getting lost in the world of the '70s sitcom. All I wanted to do was run away to the Brady house, The Partridge Family bus; even the project on 'Good Times' seemed better than Clark, NJ. "
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World
Family
Girl
" Mother humor is such a universal theme. I wrote a show called '25 Questions for a Jewish Mother.' I had people coming up to me after the show saying, 'I'm Baptist, and my mother is just like yours.' "
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Mother
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" I worked at Military Media, an advertising agency for military-base newspapers. Don't ask, I won't tell. "
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Tell
Military
Media
" I'm going to be a 'Chopped' champion. "
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Champion
Going
Chopped
" Joan Rivers was a role model to comics everywhere, but especially to women. She got the first laugh and the last laugh. "
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Laugh
Women
She
" In America, I've been told so many times that I look 'too Jewish' that I stopped counting. "
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Counting
Been
Jewish
" I love standup, but not the grind of traveling and dealing with club owners. "
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Love
Grind
Club
" My mother is a tall woman - as is everyone in my family. At her prime, she stood 5 feet 9 inches, which is quite unusual for a woman born in 1922. "
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Woman
Mother
She
" Joan Rivers was my hero. "
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" We all know showbiz isn't easy, but being a comic - especially being a female comic - can be quite punishing. "
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" To have a job making people laugh really is the greatest thing. "
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" I love being a Givenik Ambassador. Not only does it give me a platform to discuss my favorite charities, but I get to talk about my other favorite topic - 'The Judy Show!' "
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" My Shabbat dinner is not to be reckoned with. "
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" Growing up in New Jersey, bat mitzvas were all about the elegant parties. "
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