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" I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy. "
Judy Gold
Love
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" My mother is a tall woman - as is everyone in my family. At her prime, she stood 5 feet 9 inches, which is quite unusual for a woman born in 1922. "
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