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" When you see another tall woman on the street, you nod, sort of like Orthodox Jews. "
Judy Gold
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" When I got a part in 'All American Girl,' in 1994, I remember thinking, 'Now I have a series, I'm not going to need to do standup,' but every night I'd go out afterward and get onstage somewhere. "
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