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" I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges. "
Larry David
Person
World
Running
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" Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis. "
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" Most people think I'm immodest. "
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" I'm not quite as anonymous as I was. "
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" If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable. "
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" I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. "
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" Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised. "
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" Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days. "
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" I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. "
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" It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas. "
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" I'm cranky. "
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" There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out. "
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" I'm a walking, talking enigma. "
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" I'm still driving a Prius, yeah. "
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" I can't stand reading anything that I've said. "
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" I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. "
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" Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror. "
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" My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time. "
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" I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh. "
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" I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there. "
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" The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it. "
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" I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.' "
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House
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" Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself. "
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