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" I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. "
Larry David
Not Interested
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" I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh. "
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