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" I'm still driving a Prius, yeah. "

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" No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all. "

" Perhaps I have a wider range than I'd given myself credit for. "

" Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. "

" I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges. "

" I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them. "

" I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide. "

" I don't write shows with dialogue where actors have to memorize dialogue. I write the scenes where we know everything that's going to happen. There's an outline of about seven or eight pages, and then we improvise it. "

" I think Michael Moore is a hero. "

" There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. "

" If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not? "

" The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it. "

" Whenever something good happens to me, it's usually followed by something terrible. "

" There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable! "

" Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy. "

Self-Confidence

" People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue. "

" Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be going along doing a scene, and then the next to last line, all of a sudden, you stumble, and you have to go back to first base. "

" I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted. "

" I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently. "

" The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore. "

" I have reservations about everything I do. "

" I think that what people imagine they're going through is much worse than what they are going through. "

" I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore. "

" Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it. "

" Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married! "

" Drugs scared me. "

" Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised. "

" I believe in something. "

" Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days. "

" I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' "