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" I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.' "

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" Anytime I'm involved with anything that's well-received, it's a surprise to me. "

" I am not honest. "

" I don't have many friends. "

" I don't write shows with dialogue where actors have to memorize dialogue. I write the scenes where we know everything that's going to happen. There's an outline of about seven or eight pages, and then we improvise it. "

" My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time. "

" Well, I always think the worst things are going to happen here, because I'm - basically inside, I'm a bad person, and so the bad kind of takes over. "

" Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror. "

" I don't like people cleaning my room. "

" I'm anti-cheese in a salad. "

" I think that what people imagine they're going through is much worse than what they are going through. "

" I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges. "

" Most people think I'm immodest. "

" The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore. "

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" Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy. "

Self-Confidence

" I'm cranky. "

" Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious. "

" Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then. "

" Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. "

" It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time. "

" I have no secrets. "

" I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab. "