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" People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue. "

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Self-Confidence

" It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas. "

" I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure. "

" I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me. "

" I have reservations about everything I do. "

" The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore. "

" I think that what people imagine they're going through is much worse than what they are going through. "

" My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver. "

" I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people. "

" You write about what you know. "

" I'm still driving a Prius, yeah. "

" I have no secrets. "

" I just feed off the energy of the audience. "

" Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself. "

" I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. "

" Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! "

" If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not? "

" No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all. "

" Well, I always think the worst things are going to happen here, because I'm - basically inside, I'm a bad person, and so the bad kind of takes over. "

" My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time. "

" It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically. "

" I'm cranky. "

" I believe in something. "

" I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there. "

" I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' "

" In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year. "

" Let's not forget, I got divorced. "

" Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be going along doing a scene, and then the next to last line, all of a sudden, you stumble, and you have to go back to first base. "