Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App

" I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am. "

Related Quotes:

" Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be going along doing a scene, and then the next to last line, all of a sudden, you stumble, and you have to go back to first base. "

Larry David

" If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable. "

" I believe in something. "

" I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me. "

" There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out. "

" I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently. "

" I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.' "

Larry David

Sorry

House

" Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad. "

" It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often. "

" Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror. "

" I'm still driving a Prius, yeah. "

" Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy. "

" Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate. "

" Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it. "

" Let's not forget, I got divorced. "

" I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic. "

" I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore. "

" I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted. "

" Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself. "

" I just feed off the energy of the audience. "

" I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it. "

Larry David

Want

People

" Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days. "

" I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab. "

" Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish. "

" Obviously comedic styles do change. "

" There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation. "

" I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people. "

" I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. "