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" I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you. "
David Sedaris
Policy
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Always
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" I like nonfiction books about people with wretched lives. "
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" I meet people at book signings. My record now, for signing, is ten and a half hours in one sitting. "
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" After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations. "
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" Sometimes I say to myself, 'Oh, I wish I could win a Tony Award', although I'm not that bothered. "
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