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" I meet people at book signings. My record now, for signing, is ten and a half hours in one sitting. "
David Sedaris
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" I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. "
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" But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter. "
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" I love getting attention, just like a child loves it, and it's never worn off. So when people say, oh the book signings go on, why would I shoo away someone who's giving me attention? What part of standing in line for 10 hours to say how much they love you is bad to you? "
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