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" I've always been very upfront about the way I write, and I've always used the tools humorists use, such as exaggeration. "
David Sedaris
Been
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Always
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" People ask if I miss it, but they don't understand that American culture is so ubiquitous that there's nothing to miss. I don't see myself moving back. It's not that I hate the United States. I just always thought it would be a shame not to live in a foreign country. "
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" People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you ever considered dental implants?' "
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You
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" I started writing when I was twenty, and my first book came out seventeen years later. "
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" I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. "
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" I don't think my life is more interesting than anybody else's. "
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Family
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Humorist
Never
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