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" I always knew I wanted it to be illustrated. "
David Sedaris
Wanted
Knew
Illustrated
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" I don't have email. "
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" To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news. "
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" I sometimes read books on my iPad. "
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" My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining. "
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" Because I've always been a fairly nervous person. "
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" I love getting attention, just like a child loves it, and it's never worn off. So when people say, oh the book signings go on, why would I shoo away someone who's giving me attention? What part of standing in line for 10 hours to say how much they love you is bad to you? "
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" When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening. "
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" They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgable in the fields of plumbing and electricity. "
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" I love 'Glee.' "
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" I'm not a reporter but the 'New Yorker' treats everyone like a reporter. "
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New
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" I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any laughs when they told their story. "
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Say
Story
Think
" When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard. "
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Look
Writing
You
" No one writes dialect better than Flannery O'Connor. No one should even try. "
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Than
Should
Try
" I don't like being left to my own thoughts. "
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Own
Thoughts
Being
" I like books on tape, and will listen to just about anything. "
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Like
Books
Will
" I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like. "
David Sedaris
Write
Reserve
Whatever
" I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. "
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Think
Saying
Animals
" Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it. "
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Get
Away
Boy
" I think it's important to take chances. "
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Important
I Think
Chances
" Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise. "
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Learn
Live
Lovers
" Sometimes with 'The New Yorker,' they have grammar rules that just don't feel right in my mouth. "
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Feel
Sometimes
Mouth
" Actually I liked that 'Let the Right One In,' that Swedish vampire movie. "
David Sedaris
Swedish
Right
Movie
" But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter. "
David Sedaris
Humorist
Never
Reporter
" I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you. "
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Policy
Good
Always
" I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. "
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Long
Change
Got
" Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. "
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Truth Is
Myself
Think
" I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. "
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Go
Everything
" Sometimes I say to myself, 'Oh, I wish I could win a Tony Award', although I'm not that bothered. "
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Win
Wish
Say
" It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?' "
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Birthday
Mind