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" I just enjoy lying on the couch and reading a magazine. "
David Sedaris
Reading
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" I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any laughs when they told their story. "
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" I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first I had to force myself. Then it became part of my identity, and I did it without thinking. "
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" My sister Tiffany told me years ago, 'You can never write about me.' Then she called six months ago and said she wanted to be in a story. She was worried people thought I didn't like her. "
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" I've been keeping diaries for 27 years. "
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" But most good movies have a gun in them. "
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" But I don't distinguish between being laughed with, and laughed at. I'll take either. "
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" Sometimes I say to myself, 'Oh, I wish I could win a Tony Award', although I'm not that bothered. "
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" I'm not a reporter but the 'New Yorker' treats everyone like a reporter. "
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" When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard. "
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" I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it OK to cry. "
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" To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news. "
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" After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations. "
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" I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. "
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" I went from having 50 listeners to 50 million listeners. "
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" I guess my guilty pleasure would be listening to the British audio versions of the 'Harry Potter' books. "
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" I like nonfiction books about people with wretched lives. "
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