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" I love airports because funny things always happen at them. They're giant complexes full of urgency, seriousness, and confusion. Where am I supposed to be? Which way do I go? And that's just the staff. "

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" Leave America and you'll find that the consumers in many other countries enjoy watching advertising. Not because the products are better, but because the ads are produced to be entertaining. Sometimes they are funny. Sometimes they are dramatic. Sometimes they are just beautiful. "

Simon Sinek

Beautiful

Funny

America

" I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell? "

" Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke. "

" Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural. "

" It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. "

" The next time you have a thought... let it go. "

Ron White

Funny

You

" When I was young, I'd watch guys on 'The Tonight Show', Buddy Hackett, guys like that, where all they'd be is funny. Later, I remember, on 'Late Night with Letterman', I remember he'd have Jay Leno and Richard Lewis as first guests and the entire point was to entertain and be funny, and I think talk shows have kind of lost that. "

" I think I knew I was funny in Elementary School. I think most funny people realize it when they're young. It tends to come out of stress or trauma - something that makes you want to be funny. "

" I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. "

" Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter. "

" The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' "

" 'Copper' is my first period piece. It's funny because I've been doing a lot of episodes of 'Elementary' with Johnny Lee Miller and Lucy Liu; they keep bringing me back on the show, and so I go from being an outstanding black doctor to being a kind of hood, ex-car thief who went through rehab in 'Elementary.' "

" There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. "

" All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead. "

" I don't think you can beat a costumed monster. It's brilliant. I'll take that over CGI any day. "

" Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do. "

" Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. "

" Science and technology are the keys to both our longevity and our demise. Our entire existence on this planet is a double-edged sword. "

" Every day after school for 10 years, I was on the set of 'Married... with Children,' which is a really funny and perverse place for a little girl in a Catholic school uniform to grow up. "

" Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day. "

" He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food. "

" All men are equal before fish. "

" If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like. "

William Feather

Kind

People

" All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. "

" If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. "

" The parrot's so funny. He imitates me and I don't even realize he's doing it. I'm walking around the house talking to myself and whistling and the next day he's said something I've said... it's scary you know? "

Mick Ralphs

Walking

Myself

" If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. "

" I had dreams of becoming an officer and a gentleman. But hey: One out of two ain't bad. "

" It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. "

" The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith's 'What It Was, Was Football.' I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn't know what any of it meant. "