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" Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious. "
Larry David
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" I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. "
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" Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish. "
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" If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not? "
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" Golf and dating don't mix. "
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" Let's not forget, I got divorced. "
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" I'm still driving a Prius, yeah. "
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" There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out. "
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" I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently. "
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" Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days. "
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" I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it. "
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" Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it. "
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" When I was living in New York, there was a lot of screaming in my life. I would just get into these altercations all the time. Being in public, dealing with shopkeepers, just trying to cross the street - things like that. "
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" I'm a walking, talking enigma. We're a dying breed. "
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" It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time. "
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" I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big. "
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" I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. "
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