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" I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. "
Groucho Marx
Refuse
Club
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Cameron Boyce
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Nothing
" Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural. "
Shaquille O'Neal
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" I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. "
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" I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place. "
Vera Farmiga
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" Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. "
Mel Brooks
Tragedy
You
Die
" Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. "
Stevie Wonder
You
Black
Thought
" Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. "
P. J. O'Rourke
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More
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" Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. "
Wilson Mizner
Talk
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Yourself
" There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. "
Josh Billings
Mistake
Memory
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" I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny. "
Jim Carrey
Funny
Support
Stupid
" I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. "
Winston Churchill
Funny
You
Ugly
" I rant, therefore I am. "
Dennis Miller
Am
Funny
Therefore
" If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. "
Will Rogers
My Life
Think
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" A man's only as old as the woman he feels. "
Groucho Marx
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Woman
Only
" I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. "
Shaquille O'Neal
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Think
Myself
" Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. "
H. L. Mencken
Will
Always
Back
" I meditate and I also think about meditation. Which is funny. I think about Maharishi, about just the idea of meditating. It gives me something. "
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Think
Just
" One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. "
Groucho Marx
Never
Morning
Elephant
" Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn. "
Hesiod
Your
Barn
Woman
" I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. "
Robin Williams
Funny
Agree
Right
" A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. "
Oliver Herford
Changes
Woman
Funny
" I call myself the Amusement Park. That's because I'm funny and scary at the same time. "
Terry Crews
Park
Time
Myself
" I'm quite sarcastic, and I'm funny, but not kind of funny. It's a weird funny, and some people don't get me, and some people do. "
Millie Bobby Brown
Me
Weird
Some People
" I always have a funny story at communion time that underscores that no one is perfect, and that communion is not for perfect people but for hungry people. "
Greg Boyle
Story
People
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" If you play it straight it's funny - the best comedy is always played straight down the middle. The adjustment is understanding from the screenplay that a moment is hilarious. "
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You
Best
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" I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he's just, he's talking about serious things, but in a funny way. Other comedians will talk about serious things in a serious way, and then you don't know what's going on. "
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Talking
Funny
Know
" It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usually don't like female comedians, but your material is great!' It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know? "
Chelsea Peretti
Funny
Work
People
" The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. "
Rodney Dangerfield
Honest
Luck
Running
" My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra. "
Angie Dickinson
Me
Actress
Against
" I'm not saying that I'm on some crusade to change people's minds. I'm just doing what I do. I'm a comedian, I'm trying to be funny... I think when they see a comedy show with an Iranian and an Egyptian and two Palestinians, I think they go, 'Oh wow, these guys are just like us.' "
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Think