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" Instant gratification takes too long. "
Carrie Fisher
Long
Too
Instant
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" People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. "
Mark Ruffalo
People
Time
Say
" I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. "
Charles M. Schulz
New
Going
Philosophy
" I don't think I would do a straight late-night talk show, like a 'Tonight Show' kind of thing. But I'm open to whatever is done well. I don't have any agenda. I'm not like Fugazi - I'm not trying to be just so punk rock until I die. Whatever is funny is good. "
Eric Andre
Die
Funny
Think
" It's funny: when people always talk about the importance of role models, I used to think that was so exaggerated, but as I get older, I start to realize I don't feel that way so much anymore. If you see somebody like you who's doing something, an older version of what you are, it does make you feel like it's more possible. "
Demetri Martin
Doing
You
Think
" I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do. "
Steve Harvey
Funny
Everything
Peanut Butter
" I don't mean to be funny. "
Yogi Berra
Funny
Mean
" It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. "
H. L. Mencken
Believe
Average
Ape
" I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends. "
Steven Wright
Mirror
Funny
Think
" I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny. "
Will Ferrell
You
Comedy
People
" Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. "
Peter Ustinov
Comedy
Way
Serious
" I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. "
Paul Lynde
Years
Funny
Church
" The fact is I'm choosy, but mainly about a man's character. He has to be interesting, funny and clever. I don't even mind if he's not very good-looking. "
Agyness Deyn
Character
Interesting
Man
" I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it. "
Audrey Hepburn
Like
Dance
Face
" When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. "
Paul Merton
Creating
Remembering
Funny
" I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. "
Bob Hope
Washington
Love
Money
" If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. "
William Lyon Phelps
Succeed
First
Find
" Let's make some funny pictures. "
Tex Avery
Funny
Make
Some
" I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place. "
Vera Farmiga
Sense Of Humor
Funny
Humor
" I direct with energy. I believe in energy. I think energy is an electric thing in actors. I try to inspire, encourage, and make choices with lots of energy. And truth. I'm big fan of truth and being funny. I like leading 50 people into battle every day. "
Matthew Lillard
People
Truth
Think
" I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell? "
Andy Warhol
Think
Funny
You
" Leave America and you'll find that the consumers in many other countries enjoy watching advertising. Not because the products are better, but because the ads are produced to be entertaining. Sometimes they are funny. Sometimes they are dramatic. Sometimes they are just beautiful. "
Simon Sinek
Beautiful
Funny
America
" I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights. "
Jay London
Tonight
Watching
Funny
" Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. "
Bill Hicks
Funny
Job
Know
" Be obscure clearly. "
E. B. White
Funny
Clearly
Obscure
" I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. "
Elayne Boosler
Matter
Three
Door
" If my life wasn't funny, it would just be true, and that's unacceptable. "
Carrie Fisher
True
Be True
My Life
" She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years. "
J. B. Priestley
Many
Handsome
Funny
" When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice. "
Saul Bellow
Advice
Looking
Funny
" To be or not to be. That's not really a question. "
Jean-Luc Godard
Question
Funny
Really
" I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. "
Rita Rudner
Started
Funny
Sunlight