Home
Authors
Tags
App
Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App
" Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia. "
W. C. Fields
Philadelphia
Fields
Here
Related Quotes:
" Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. "
W. C. Fields
People
Betting
Horse
" There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. "
W. C. Fields
Take
Man
Face
" Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. "
W. C. Fields
Live
Remember
Swim
" When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. "
W. C. Fields
Life
Death
Disgrace
" Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it. "
W. C. Fields
Better
Like
Nothing
" Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. "
W. C. Fields
Took
Some
Cork
" The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. "
W. C. Fields
Another
Up
Living
" I drink therefore I am. "
W. C. Fields
Drink
I Am
Therefore
" A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. "
W. C. Fields
Man
Poor
Rich
" I like children - fried. "
W. C. Fields
Like
Children
Fried
" I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. "
W. C. Fields
Blonde
Beautiful
She
" You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. "
W. C. Fields
Even
You
Water
" If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind. "
W. C. Fields
Will
Prosperity
Far
" Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. "
W. C. Fields
Up
Nerves
Scotch
" Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again. "
W. C. Fields
Should
Again
Children
" Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting? "
W. C. Fields
Drown
Where
Whiskey
" It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. "
W. C. Fields
Never
Courtesy
Drink
" Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. "
W. C. Fields
Most
Experience
Beautiful
" I must have a drink of breakfast. "
W. C. Fields
Must
Breakfast
Drink
" I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. "
W. C. Fields
Even
Food
Funny
" I never vote for anyone. I always vote against. "
W. C. Fields
Vote
Against
Anyone
" I never met a kid I liked. "
W. C. Fields
Kid
Met
Liked
" I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. "
W. C. Fields
Drink
Home
Worry
" On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia. "
W. C. Fields
Whole
Rather
" Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. "
W. C. Fields
Nothing
Days
Food
" I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. "
W. C. Fields
Always
I See
Keep
" I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. "
W. C. Fields
Philadelphia
Sunday
Once
" I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. "
W. C. Fields
Water
Drink
Stuff
" Never give a sucker an even break. "
W. C. Fields
Even
Give
Break
" Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive. "
W. C. Fields
Night
You
She