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" Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. "
Groucho Marx
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Women
Missing
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" My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious. "
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" Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh. "
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" The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith's 'What It Was, Was Football.' I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn't know what any of it meant. "
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" Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've ever heard of. "
Maya Angelou
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Person
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" The funny thing is, I'm so used to not caring what anyone says, good or bad, that unfortunately even when people say good things... I wish it made me feel good, but it doesn't. "
Rob Zombie
People
Caring
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" It's funny: I was a photographer before I was a programmer. "
Kevin Systrom
Photographer
Funny
Before
" It's funny: your happiness is contingent on a bigger picture besides just yourself. "
Debra Granik
" Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself. "
Cathy Guisewite
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Your
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" I think my funny books are my favorites because I like to laugh so much. "
Dav Pilkey
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" We spend a lot of time on Skype and other video interviews, and it's funny how many people will prepare for a Skype interview by wearing a formal suit jacket with pajama pants on the bottom. Then suddenly, someone is at the door, and you have to get up, and you realize you're wearing reindeer boxers. Just put pants on. "
Kathryn Minshew
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Door
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" Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore. "
Wavy Gravy
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Keep
You
" I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. "
Groucho Marx
Jury
Wedding
Judge
" If you have doubts about someone, lay on a couple of jokes. If he doesn't find anything funny, your radar should be screaming. Then I would say be patient with people who are negative, because they're really having a hard time. "
Michael J. Fox
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Time
" To me, the funniest American of the Twentieth Century is Richard Nixon because he had the most to hide, and he was so bad at hiding it. To me, that's what's really funny - people who think they're doing a great job of hiding stuff, and it just keeps leaking out. "
Harry Shearer
Me
Funny
Great
" What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we're chatting away, nice to see you. "
Anthony Holden
Nice
You
She
" Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. "
Elbert Hubbard
You
Funny
Seriously
" Diane Keaton is good for women in and of herself. She's smart and funny and real. "
Gloria Steinem
Women
Funny
Good
" Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. "
Sarah Silverman
I Think
Say
Think
" Censorship no longer works by hiding information from you; censorship works by flooding you with immense amounts of misinformation, of irrelevant information, of funny cat videos, until you're just unable to focus. "
Yuval Noah Harari
Focus
Cat
You
" It's funny how it usually works out that I end up dying. It sort of works out, because by the time I die, I'm usually tired of working on that particular movie, so I look forward to it. "
Owen Wilson
Tired
Funny
Look
" I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. "
Emo Philips
Alone
Thanks
Sleeping
" A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.' "
Claude Pepper
Value
Year
Green
" I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. "
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Army
See
Always
" It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do. "
Lance Armstrong
Dark
Talk
Go
" My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. "
Groucho Marx
Children
Anything
She
" The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes. "
William Feather
Reward
Thrift
Funny
" Every dogma has its day. "
Anthony Burgess
Every
Funny
Dogma
" I would say just start writing. You've got to write every day. Copy someone that you like if you think that perhaps could become your sound, too. I did that with Hemingway, and I thought I was writing just like Hemingway. Then all of a sudden it occurred to me - he didn't have a sense of humor. I don't know anything he's written that's funny. "
Elmore Leonard
Funny
Writing
Humor
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James Thurber
You
Wrong
Funny
" There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. "
Dennis Miller
Being
Funny
You