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" I never said most of the things I said. "
Yogi Berra
Said
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Not Interested
Live
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You
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" Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot. "
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" I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. "
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I Wish
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Dark
Weather
Forecast
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Between
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