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" If my life wasn't funny, it would just be true, and that's unacceptable. "
Carrie Fisher
True
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My Life
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" I'd love to become like Bill Murray, who was so funny on 'Saturday Night Live' and has gone on to do some of the landmark comedies people like. And then to add this whole other phase to his career with 'Lost in Translation' and 'Rushmore.' I always felt to be able to have something similar to that would be great. "
Will Ferrell
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" I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. "
Emo Philips
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" It's funny: your happiness is contingent on a bigger picture besides just yourself. "
Debra Granik
" I think my funny books are my favorites because I like to laugh so much. "
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" I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation. "
Jon Hamm
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" I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. "
Lily Tomlin
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" I find, when you're an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you. "
Simon Sinek
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" Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. "
Will Rogers
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Government
" I love comedians that dive into politics. I personally don't feel comfortable, with my background, weighing in unless I have a take that I think is funny enough that I would put it in front of an audience. "
John Mulaney
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" I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard. "
Jenna McCarthy
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" Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. "
H. L. Mencken
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Back
" Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. "
Lewis Mumford
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" I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way. "
Joe Rogan
Doing
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" The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny. "
J. K. Rowling
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Class
Find
" I rant, therefore I am. "
Dennis Miller
Am
Funny
Therefore
" May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. "
George Carlin
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Funny
Evil
" It's funny: the one time I got star-struck was when I met Snoop Dogg. I gave him a hug and said, 'I love you, man.' "
Mark Foster
I Love You
You
Time
" I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers. "
Steve Martin
Funny
Thought
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" I'll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends - and my friends are hilarious. "
Issa Rae
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" I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell? "
Andy Warhol
Think
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" Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. "
Robert Byrne
Walk
Funny
Imagine
" There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen. "
Will Ferrell
Lot
Funny
Hill
" There's something very authentic about humor, when you think about it. Anybody can pretend to be serious. But you can't pretend to be funny. "
Billy Collins
Humor
About
Serious
" I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny. "
Jim Carrey
Funny
Support
Stupid
" I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. "
David Lee Roth
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Used
Out
" Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long. "
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Progress
Long
" I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. "
Jack Benny
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Either
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" I failed to make the chess team because of my height. "
Woody Allen
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Because
" I'm not a fussy eater, but when I'm travelling, I try to stick to the same regime and just have my chicken and my mash and broccoli. Otherwise, you start eating all these funny delicacies, and it makes your tummy turn upside down. "
Ella Henderson
You
Eating
Start
" People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. "
Isaac Asimov
Great
Us
Think