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" Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it. "
W. C. Fields
Better
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Nothing
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" All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. "
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" Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. "
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" When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. "
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" Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. "
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" I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. "
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" I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. "
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" I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. "
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" Never give a sucker an even break. "
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" I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. "
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" If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. "
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" The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. "
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" Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad. "
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" I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. "
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" A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. "
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" Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live. "
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" Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. "
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" I'd like to see Paris before I die... Philadelphia will do. "
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" The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. "
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" Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia. "
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" Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil. "
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" I must have a drink of breakfast. "
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" I drink therefore I am. "
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" It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. "
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" The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. "
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" On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia. "
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" It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. "
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" Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. "
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" Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. "
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" Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. "
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