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" The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire. "

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" The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. "

" Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. "

" The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. "

" What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. "

" The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. "

" If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word. "

" It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. "

" We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of no better system, except possibly flipping a coin. "

" Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. "

" Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent? "

" The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television. "

" I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care. "

" Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. "

" Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around. "

" The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. "

" My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible. "

" Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. "

" To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. "

" Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. "

" It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. "

" Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything. "

" It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. "

" Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. "

" And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West. "

" Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. "

" I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. "

" Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. "

" The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. "

" Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. "